Stole this meme from At least I think that's how memes workRules:0) Open
randompokemon.com/1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
GDI
2. This pokemon is your rival
GDI
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
Smol birb is in love with me. Wow.
4. This pokemon is stalking you
HAHAHAAANOTHANKSGETITAWAYFROMME
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
Why, of course.
6. This is your Lab partner
For our next lab, let's make you evolve into a beautiful butterflymoththing
7. This is your best friend
I suppose I can work with that.
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
Oh shit I'm screwed
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Why do you need shoes?! You don't even have feet!
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
Am I hiding in my own house, or is this a different forretress?
11. This pokemon is your pet
Yeeeeeaaaahhhh. This'll help me with the "machamp wants to fite me" problem
12. This is your new roommate
Um... which bed you want?
13. This is your new boss
*has crush on boss*
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
If you think about it.... that can be super creepy.
15. This pokemon is scared of you
I am known as the Eevee Slayer.
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
OH. UM. OKAY.
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
Ded. I am ded.
19. This pokemon envies you
Because of my awesome pet.
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Tag! You're it!
Eh, I'm not good at tagging people. Do the thing if you want to do the thing.